Jokes

Girl: Which computer do u have? Boy: I have a computer with intel core i7 processor at 3.3 ghz, windows 7, 64 bit, 8gb ram & nvidia gtx 560 graphics card. Boy: which computer do YOU have??? Girl: A PINK ONE !! What to say now. :P ……………………………………………………………………………………………….. Wife: Dear, this computer is not working as per my command. Husband: Exactly darling! its a computer, not a Husband..!! ……………………………………………………………………………………………….. Dear Computer User, I Do Appreciate Your Kind Attitude Towards The Keys 0f Keyboard, But 0ne question… Why Do You Press All Keys Softly n Hit Me With All Your Power? Yours sincerely, ‘ENTER’ Key! ……………………………………………………………………………………………….. Dil agar CPU hota to aapki sabhi yadon ko SAVE Kar sakte, Dimag mein agar PRINTER hota to khayallo ka PRINT OUT nikal lete, Dhadkan mein agar PEN DRIVE hoti to zindagi ka BACKUP lete, Mann mein jo BLUETOOTH hota to baton ko TRANSFER kar lete, Ankhon mein jo WEBCAM hota to tasvir ko RECEIVE kar lete, Kash Zindagi bhi ek COMPUTER hoti to use bhi RESTART ker lete, Kaaash aisa hota? ……………………………………………………………………………………………….. Teacher Gave Him Punishment To Write 5000 Times “I Will Not Throw Paper Airplanes In Class…” And Submit It Tomorrow…. Next Day, He Submitted The Paper Written #Include Void Main( ) { Clrscr( );Int N; For( N=1 ; N