The writing of geeta Sharma

Shamaa bani to parwaane bane Jaam bana to maikhaane bane Kuchh to khaas baat hai bittu sharma teri family mein… Warna, yun hi nahin shehar mein Pagalkhaane bane

Kapil Sharma vs. Auto rickshaw driver: Kapil: kitna paisa hua? Auto wala: 30 Rs.. Kapil: Ye le 15 Rs Auto Wala: Ye kya sirf 15 Rs.. ye to cheating hai Kapil: Cheating kaise..Tu bhi to baith k aaya hai.. to sharing ka paisa kon dega, Tera baap? :-D

Ishq aisa karo ki dhadkan mein bas jaaye Saans bhi lo toh khushbu usi ki aaye, Pyar ka nasha aankhon pe chaa jaaye, Baat kuch bhi na ho pr naam usi ka aaye..

Kapil Ko Vodafone Mein Operator Ki Job Mil Gayi. . Magar Pehle Din hi bahut maar padi aur nikaal diya gya... . BeCause . First Caller : Mera Vodafone Ka Sim Kharab Ho Gaya Hai..!! . . . . . . . . Kapil To Pagal Airtel Ka Le Le.....

चलो चलते है उस जहाँ में, जहाँ रिश्तों का नाम नहीं पूछा जाता, धडकनों पर कोई बंदिश नहीं, ख्वाबों पर कोई इलज़ाम नहीं दिया जाता.

ATTITUDE Toh bachpan se hai boos, Jab peda hue the toh , 2 saal kisi se baat nai ki...

Bewafai Karke Niklun Ya Wafa Kar Jaunga, Shehar Ko Har Zaike Se Aashna Kar Jaunga, Tu Bhi Dhoondega Mujhe Shauq-e-Saza Mein Ek Din, Main Bhi Koi Khoobsurat Si Khata Kar Jaunga.

जब दो लडकियाँ आपस में मिलती हैं तो एक सेल्फ़ी ले लेती हैं। जब दो लड़के आपस में मिलते हैं तो एक हाफ़ ले लेते हैं।

Tere Jaan Magron, Dil Jeen Nu Nhi Si Keeta Fir Vi Honsala Karke, Kauda Ghutt Ishque Da Peeta Fir Mera Dil Bhalda Si, Tutte Dil Di Dawai Ese Karke Hun Teri Bhain Aa Fasaai…

Khirda Gulaab Ohde Mukh Jeha Jadon Baag Ch, Soorat Akhaan Saave Aa Jandi Dhundli Jehi Yaad Ch, Gum Hoge Haase, Rosse, Shikve, Mazaak Oh, Jehde Asi Rakhe Nahi C Kise V Hisaab Ch, Tod Geya Dam Oh V Sadeyan Pyaaran Wang, VICKY Mileya Gulaab Sukka, Kal Novi Di Kitaab Ch…

Zindagi Di Bhaal Ch Roj Marde Han, Oh Aave Ja Na, Assi Intezaar Karde Han, Jhutha Hi Sahi Vaada Hai Mere Yaar Da, Assi Sach Jaan Ke Aitbaar Karde Han…

Bada Bechain Jeha Rehenda Han Ohdiyan Yaadan Vich, Raatan Nu Nhi So Paunda Ohdiyan Yaadan Vich, Jism De Vich Dard Da Bahana Ja Laake, Main Bhubha Maar-Maar Ke Ronda Han Ohdiyan Yaadan Vich…

Kalam chuk ke ohde te kuch likhan lagga, Das ohda bholapan likhan ya chaturai likhan, Dohan rahan te aake mera hath ruk janda, Das ohda pyar likhan ya ohdi judai likhan.

Yaar hove oh jo kare pyar te jatave na.. Sanu hove dard te oh seh pave na.. Jad ve mile japfi pake mile.. Avein beganiya de wangu hath milave na.

Menu mili judai ta main ki kara, Na menu mahobaat ras ayi ta main ki kara, Na menu umeed hun jeun di, Je maut bhi na aayi ta main ki kara.